Friday, September 11, 2009

Rude9002

Rude9002
Rude9002
I think the worst rude all year was the boy with the long skate board tucked sidewise under his pack and he only whistled at me to move not understanding this old man was bending over to pick up a piece of plastic trash to toss aside off the sidewalk he almost hit me in fact I think the skateboard actually nailed my pack. But the man that had a one sided conversation with me about my computor use was the worse. He said stop whinning and get back to work. I called him a namme. A very bad namme and he showed some wisdom and stopped WHINNING back at me. He is still loading his weapons probable. The boy on the tarmac calling me nammes. The girl on the outside calling me a skinflint cause I would not give to her a five dollar bill. They tossed my new bicycle in the dirt. They tossed a rock near me. Not meant to hurt or hit mabe but the damage is the same the thought that counted. They jammed a chair up under the keyboard causing the computor to malfunction when I was signing in. I am not the King of the World. Not yeti. NOt I. But then when I become the King all of this changes. See more news at Eleven. I want you to reach out now and place your hands on that radio dial. Pray to Jesus and send all of your money to me. AT @ rude9002.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

SolomansLizzard

SolomansLizzard
SolomansLizzard
"The lizzard taketh hold with her hands,
Yet is she inn kings' palaces."
Lets disect this passage of time.
Many people have used similes before the spider was never mentioned as a child. It was always SOlomans Lizzard was discussed. SOme old Bishoprics used it as a Metaphor to illustrate the thief. TO explain away the sin of breaking and entering inn. What is good for that lizzard is good for us as well so iff you need someplace to dwell just grab the pole and vault over that wall. ??? But no. Look close. Reason has set inn. Jesus never was a thief to begin. Common Sense and literal interpretation must now come inn. So here is the goods the punch line iff you must. The Proverb is from good king SOloman and HE must have been thinking of his wisdom and looking at a real lizzard being on a wall underneathe that window then moving up the sill into the room of that palace he called home. Case Closed.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Wallmart

Wallmart
Wallmart
The Phantom Aerojets were flaming coming out of clouds astounding crowds as normal throngs approached the store the Wallmart parking lott as always was fullup. Children young were pointing up at the sky refusing to be led inside. It happened so fast no one noticed the blast was instantaneous. The hillside beyond the store just disentegrated on impact the missles fired from this my free lieberry computor. I am CharlaXHackor and this is how I did it. When my session was over on Computor #5 I entered BIOS with a command prompt FoxFire 1984 then proceeded to the Air Force Web Pages where is was easy to turn Wallmart into a Target store. I used the old microphone now laying in the desert back in Arizona I am a master of time travel. I am a Full Bird Colonel. Are you Ahab on the whaler dipping natives in the sea? My Jesus wants me crucified the Bishopric is sending me. "this is foxfire one *SQUACK*" I could barley hear them on the MIKE. This is Bird One "Squack" prepare to FIRE on my command. He has the codes was what I next in line command. ??? FIRE!!! the missles sped into the desert flaming all the old deserted secretes hidden in the cache. Wallmart was unscathed and no children ever hurt after all we made those missles to only hurt the enemies of GOD. Nomads on the run. What fun. A childhood fantasy of one... hopefully to be continued on and about and around all of Wallmart.