ELocution

ELocution

Diction ENglish grammer proper nouns predicates verbs learn the way the language works then grow up to be a poet and throw it all away today to make new words to make poems bleed to make the rhymes the prose doth need. Shakespeare is an affluance. He rubbed off some on my purple prose. O God! how wonderful are Thy works! Thou makest the rotting log to nourish banks of violets, and from the stagnant pool at Thy word springs forth the lotus that covers all with fragrance and beauty! Sonnet #3,000,745,001 OH LORDy
OH LORDy, howe wondrous is thy working beauty. Thou doth makest the rott sprout violets from olden logg on water bank nearest stagnant pool whilst at Thy WORD the lotus springeth forthwith to cover over all the smelling salts nearest hand to hold in cuppboard bare the bone for elbert Hubbard gone. Hark the light from yonder glaring glen forsook the frames the lenses now opaqued. Blind to world of beauty winter paints a white mistaken ache in me. Amid the bones of whited elephaunt skunks rome near me to harken when the crow calls daybeak come. Caw the raven quoth. God forbode a man, that an Englaisman should tell or act a lie, neithor the Son of GOD my Jesus, that He should feel repentance or compunction [for what his Father has promised]. Has He sayeth, and shall He not say on? Or has He spoken and shall He not make it gooder. Oh LORDy. For the reasoneth He stays upon His bethroned placement is quite evident for iff GOD were to walk the Earth as a mere man in sight of all this assembled Heathorns even for just one day twold make us all so jealous of the miricles in the clay. For Jesus could open up his hand wiht a plott of dirty clay and make a violet blooming say. Oh Lordy.

See Dick Gay

See Dick Gay

See Dick. See Dick running. See Dick falling down with laughing like a clown. See Dick Gay. See Dick smile he is so happy now. He played footballs with John all day. Dick tossed his balls to John all day. They were all long bombs. John ran into the inzone evertime to grab Dick's balls thrown. John was sad but Dick was glad. He caught the balls that Dick tossed out. See Dick throw balls. See Dick throw one ball at a time. See Dick tell John to catch both balls but one by one at per one at a time. Does Dick play fairly on the fairway. NO. Thats Golfed. We were playing footballs. Back to the gamin. Dick is twenty nine and John is only twenty one. He is a dirty playa. He should wait until the boy is grown up to play with balls like that. Its almost murda. Even so its legal in one state. But not the one they live in so I guess that it is criminal to play with two football plays and two footballs in Cleveland. Oh Ohio is the state where it IS legal. Never mind. See Dick play. Its all okay today. See John Smile. See Dick Gay.

NaHumLieberrian

NaHumLieberrian

Religionsnudge.
Moses was Sprinkling the lambs blood on the door posts of all the Hebrew Tribes dwellings there when the HIGH Priest of Egypt came down the Boulevardd in the City of Rhamses with his whole entourage including NaHum the lieberrian. NaHum was the Chief Astrologer of Egypt he Studied the Anchient Star Charts at the RHamses INstitution. Most of the Egyptians believed in Dead Deites like the SUN God RA but NaHum believed in Astronauts and Living GODS from the Sky. When the High Priest of Egypt laughed Moses to Scorn NaHum did NOT laught with him. NaHum frowned at all of them assembled and stared hard up at the darkening sky. The High Priest noticed this. NaHum why are you afraid of ? Of Moses GOD ? Of Death ? NaHum smiled at them and said, there is Flying Saucers up there in the sky Alien Creatures in the bye and bye UFOS have been seen on all the rooftops reporting in. The High Priest laughed harder at Moses what are you doing a little Painting on that Door? He turned back to NaHum you are as bad as this Hebrew slave has said HE has spoken to the Living GOD he calls him Jesus. Mabe he is an Astronaut his voice was trailing off as they all continue laughting MOses to scorn. Moses prepared to pull shut the door closed but paused He stared directly at NaHum just before the Doorway shut he spoke. NaHum has a firstborn SON such as RHamses has at home before Morning they will both be gone He will be dead same as Pharoahs boy is. At this all the laughter died. They simply stopped and walked each to his own BasRelief or home place. And so it was on the Day after Passover all the firstborn male children of the SUN GOD RA in the whole Land of EgYpt died all were dead except for the Hebrew Slaves. NaHum went into his cubicle where the controls were to the Astrology Center Computor. He was inside the Central Lieberry of the City of Rhamses now. OPenly weeping he downloaded his Yahoo Toolbar. Only the HIgh ELders held control now to the Administrative Privledges He went to his Yahoo Inbox and tried to find the email address of his Egyptian SOn. It was gone. He tried a Google search but it came up blank. As iff it had never been. In the INbox at Yahoo an email message just popped into the address was Charlax.hice@yahoo.com it said Jesus did NOT kill your boy But SATAN did it the Death Angel whom all EgYpt worshipped killed all your firstborn sons. Even Rhamses lost his child. Because you restricted the computor use and pretended to teach knoeledge at the University level only suppressed it instead is why the Devil comes to you today. How Horrible to make slaves out of GODS living people while still teaching only knoeledge of this world and of the Devil. It was signed CharlaXANdroidOneSeven to NaHumLieberian Religionsnudge. Here is the actual email from the Archives ed.note.ed
Religiousnudge
Monday, November 2, 2009 8:15 AM
From:
"Charlax Hice"
View contact details
To:
NaHum@CityOfRhamses.com
Jesus did NOT kill your boy But SATAN did it the Death Angel whom all EgYpt worshipped killed all your firstborn sons. Even Rhamses lost his child. Because you restricted the computor use and pretended to teach knoeledge at the University level only suppressed it instead is why the Devil comes to you today. How Horrible to make slaves out of GODS living people while still teaching only knoeledge of this world and of the Devil.
Charlock7Android1
Religiousnudge
This email address worked and saved to my address book.

One

One

A Parody of ThreeDOgNightsSong
ONE
istheONliestNumber
One is the onliest number that you will ever have
one can be as bad as one
There is only one number we the ruling forces of the devil erased all of the rest of all the numbers
except for the Bosses Giant 666 and your number one.
One is now the saddest experience that you will ever knoe
NO was once but now its one yes its the saddest experience
Cause one is the onliest number that you will ever have now
one is the onliest number worse than one
Its just no good anymore since she went away
now I waste my times just making rhymes of one today
one is the onliest number one is now the onliest
number one is the onliest number that you will ever have
one is the onliest one is the onliest
one is the onliest number you can ever do
Its just no good anymore since one went away
Number ONE is the onliest
one is the onliest
one is the onliest number you can ever do
We tried to make a GIANT one for BOsses forehead but the 666 is never coming off.

ThePulitzer

ThePulitzer

The INternet was made public for public use in lieberries as a COmputor service in Results 1 - 10 of about 127,000,000 for Google Search
http://vecam.org/article557.html What is public access?
Public access includes access to the technology (the computer, connectivity, bandwidth, etc.) and access to all the content stored in the world’s greatest artificial network, as Newsweek calls the Internet. Of the two, the second is hierarchically above the first, as the technology is subordinate to the content (knowledge) it can bring in. This is similar to bringing in water to a village through a pipeline, such as the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater uses where Coors gets its Golden Colorado water. Clearly this water is more important than the pipes. Both the technology access and the content access can either be free or fee based. The content could be textual, audio, video or multimedia. The connectivity can be through a variety of technologies ranging from dial-up using a landline telephone and modem to wi-fi and handheld devices (smartphones, game console, etc.). The public can use Internet access to send and receive emails, take part in listservs and discussion groups, and for searching information iff they can make it to the PUblic Lieberry on a cold war kind of day, in swinging 1969, work began on the ARPAnet, grandfather to the Internet. Linus got this from Lucy its juicy. These frames are sequences from the 1903 George Méliès film, Tom Thumb et Dum Dum. I think you have got the idea. The Grandiousmouse was introduced as a replacement for the padd in use. For most older elder laptops are now defunct. Technollogy is now Optical for the most part. The Square Port verses the old round one. Html still makes pretty pictures. Copy and past mistakes make good fillor for the new CharlaX thrillor. This is IT Maureen I swear it is this is IT this the ones gonna get the Pulitzer. Oh sweet Darwin evolved......... Charles! Charles! This is racist I think. This Quote is taken quite a bite out of contextural discussion. The only reason that CharlaX does not like Black people is not there persuasion at all its not the color of the skine but weather thay are a gangor to begin within the heart of a man is his true lies. Bet you thought I was gonna say values. NON. Not at all. Hold all them calls my offices is swamped the cleaning Lady is still trying to get them ready for the Pulitzer to come. We did it you. News at Eleven. See Public Use. ThePulitzer.

CharlaXWillSonnet 126 O thou, my lonely boy, who in my power

CharlaXWillSonnet 126 O thou, my lonely boy, who in my power

A Paroday Today of Willam S
O thou, my lonely boy, who in my power
Dust holds Time upon thy fickle sickle hourglass;
Which thing by sanding flown,
and thereinside glasses shown
We as lovers dithering een as thy sweet self growns;
Iff MotherNature, unparrellogram over
all the pool halls racks,
all sixteen balls at oncet
she must be counting cue as one.
Becauseth of the time is sanding faster now
more closer to the bottom now
or that thy skillet manly arts kills time?
Yet be afeared her, but not of eye
O thou minion of my pleasure boy!
She may keep us in vain aparte ,
but not still keep for longer time,
my treasure is this boy:
Boy think thou hast the key
too flat the number there
on wall on key on heart just knock
And eye shall render thee, my lonely boy.
CharlaXCearean Sonnet 126 O thou, my lonely boy,
who in my power A Paroday Today of William S

Holy Madonna

Holy Madonna


"Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another." Holy Madonna sings do this Writing Exercise: Choose one of your favorite films. Write a scene in which a character explains what he or she loves about it to another character. Now choose one of your least favorite films, and write a scene in which one character tries to pursuade another that they should watch it. Yearning, burning
For you to justify my love
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Talk to me -- tell me your dreams
Am I in them?
Tell me your fears
Are you scared?
Tell me your stories
I'm not afraid of who you are
We can fly!
Poor is the man
Whose pleasures depend
On the permission of another
Love me, that's right, love me
I wanna be your babay lamb ? In Batman the movie Batman says to RObin I like this film because we are making zillions of them Ice Capade Credits. So Robin says to Batman I messed up my pants when I saw that big Swarzenugger dance with Ice all over him. In Batman the movie Arnold says to Robin you should rally wotch this film little birdie or Ice man will cometh and break beak off. Poor is this man that taketh all literal and taketh own pleasure. This CharlaX this Holy Madonna.