Monday, April 6, 2009
Earthquakes
Earthquakes
Earthquakes in divers places or earthquakes in diverse places the meaning can astoundly be so different. Some people still quote eth meanings and definitions in the Bible as literal interpretations. AN earthquake in a divers place would not be readily apparent to anyone but sharks and fishes. On the other hand an earthquake in a diverse place is just a different place another locality or brace. Some people have blinders on to their own safety and ignore people when they cry look out eye want to help they are just enemies of them but nothing personal its true it’s just the attitude of self preservation the survivor must indeed kill the whole group and stand alone. What nerve the people on the street that protect the community often kill the survivor thinking they are doing the community as a GROUP a service. What irony. When what they are doing is actually killing the group in the longer run because it is made up of individuals one by one and so they need to refrain from taking life. Let all them divers places earthquakes rage and hurt no one. Earthquakes strip the land beneath the feet away and reveal things there. Eye would not want to visit Family now after years of homelessness eye would not relate to a grown up cousine with her own family perhaps she is a granny now. For no matter how ewe say it flesh and blood and all the rest of it eye never met those children yet and never knew them one or all and never will or never ought to do so in the history of man everyone goes home to be the invalid not eye eye want to die with mye boots on. Out west in the desert like a man at rest with no one weeping near mye pillow. Perhaps just swallowed by a diverse Earthquake. Add to this appendages eye used the computer so often in the last five years my hands resemble crab claws more than fingers and thumbs as eye copy and past all my past mistakes for the public’s viewing pleasure eye am working at a collage computer room no lieberry where eye chronicle this Nardia of Charlax moving the mouse in a circular direction.
Friday, February 20, 2009
BusSeat
BusSeat बुस्सात


My namme is Regional T.A. Eye am brand new there is no graffiti on eye but the carpet can get wet from spills so the driver asks the riders to have lids. Beany boy has a lid on his milk. Chantri is a pretty girl she loves to sit on eye she chews and pops her gum and leaves it on the thumb edge of my back just where it sticks to carpet she does not mean the harm is done. Sometimes there is a person so large she sits on three of eye. Sometimes two people fit on one and have so much fun together out the window look. People need to please remember to sit the baggage under eye we will be fine. Pay your fare and do not cheat to be with eye. Some people wait until the driver has both doors open then they ride for free its cheating while he is letting prisoners out. The handicapped never use me when they bring they own seat it annoys me eye would rather that someone carry them to be on eye. But what do eye knoe eye am just a BusSeat for the RTA. And the BusSunTran. Discrimination is not allowed on eye. Different treatment of others based solely on their membership in a socially distinct group or category, such as race, ethnicity, sex, religion, age, or disability. Discrimination can be viewed as favorable or unfavorable, depending on whether a person receives favors or opportunities, or is denied them. Please leave the curse words at home when riding on eye. No smoking. Please eat later after disembarking eye. Eye love ewe fare. Come back.
My namme is Regional T.A. Eye am brand new there is no graffiti on eye but the carpet can get wet from spills so the driver asks the riders to have lids. Beany boy has a lid on his milk. Chantri is a pretty girl she loves to sit on eye she chews and pops her gum and leaves it on the thumb edge of my back just where it sticks to carpet she does not mean the harm is done. Sometimes there is a person so large she sits on three of eye. Sometimes two people fit on one and have so much fun together out the window look. People need to please remember to sit the baggage under eye we will be fine. Pay your fare and do not cheat to be with eye. Some people wait until the driver has both doors open then they ride for free its cheating while he is letting prisoners out. The handicapped never use me when they bring they own seat it annoys me eye would rather that someone carry them to be on eye. But what do eye knoe eye am just a BusSeat for the RTA. And the BusSunTran. Discrimination is not allowed on eye. Different treatment of others based solely on their membership in a socially distinct group or category, such as race, ethnicity, sex, religion, age, or disability. Discrimination can be viewed as favorable or unfavorable, depending on whether a person receives favors or opportunities, or is denied them. Please leave the curse words at home when riding on eye. No smoking. Please eat later after disembarking eye. Eye love ewe fare. Come back.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
ShoppingCartPedaler
ShoppingCartPedaler
The box was small as boxes go and eye unwrapped it like a Christmas Presented unto me. Eye was looking for a much larger device they had it nano sized. There was two pedals in the center a post between them and two posts on each side with a leveler on each post to make it adjustable they had a guide that moved back and forth one on each side. It was made out of titanium steel. The instructions are as follows:Fold Tab A into Tab B attaché line C wait this was instructions for recycling the box my new device had came in. They said the instructions were in the device in the center bar your first attempt at using this is to completely break the bar down and then build the device to get to knoe your new machine. Seems reasonable. So eye attached the New Device to the Shopping Cart eye had FOUND and scrounge an old IGA shopping cart complete with white paint all over the plastic seat. Garretts Iga Supermarket in OLD Tucson provided me a shopping cart eye found it on Broadway Avenue so far away from their location as to be bizarre. The bars fit so snug eye had to tap them in with a ballpin hammer. No ewe ewe aer thinking of a BALLPEEN hammer that’s differant. A ballpin hammer has two hammer ends is much smaller a device the thing went on the cart and moves the wheels when eye peddle it goes so fast as the wind. Eye passed a girl on her bicycle she was sweating under her eyes eye have done that it seems like tears but it’s the wind that does it. She wiped her stuff and slung it on me it hit eye and eye almost crashed but kept it between the white lines. Eye did decide to move back to the sidewalk it was more suitable for the cart then the bike lane. The Police near the collage clocked me at 93 miles and hour and made me donate the cart to the Church they confiscated the device and made me promise to walk to the lieberry from now on and HOW was your week gentile readers ewe. That’s all folks from the ShoppingCartPedaler.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
ApologeticaeCharlaX
ApologeticaeCharlaX

Poetry is dead the poet is dead the audience is dead. Poetry has died. A flameless death. Dearth to poetry. Listen to eye eye did not make a dancing bear charlax to compete with Monday night football on TV or complete the poems on a time table for everyone to read. Eye did not expect fifteen thousand hits each and every day and so eye am not very disappointed. Who wants to go to Grave knoeing that he is worthless and yet it happens every day a drunkard dies in sleep not knoeing where they aer burying him he would prevent it iff he still retained his strength he would fight off his attackers and pick the best resting place upon the hill like any other gorilla will. Perhaps eye will not even be depressed by thinking of mye own demise and leaving all them poems far behind the people so confused the eye namme no nammes the pennyworth of candy failed the libel and the sorcery failed no fame on Broadway for a normal man prehappenstanced. Iff eye opened up a thousand cans and poured water in them to get the dregs off the sides and to get all the little letters of the alphabets besides in soup with no regrets or angsts it would never make a Chile mix but soup is what it always is. Eye am a Student with many X in the equation. The program we are using does not recognize the X. So the teacher has solution she said do not use the X. No substitution. No you may use the Y instead. She expects the students to think and act like the accordion. They call each other up the conversation is abrupt they tell each other nothing. Each person has to function. In this demonstration X is simply nothing non existence. X is the Public Lieberry System. Giving nothing to the Public in its namme. Control freaks getting paid. Perhaps they still use Cremation on the remains of poor poets that they find demised. Eye do not even want to think about that. Eye had a life. Eye became a poet. Eye became a writer. Perhaps the Charon will still ferry eye to the Elysian Fields to eat fruit of every tree forever without the two pence he usually demands. Eye can lean on the oar and say sorry old bean but they burnt me to a crispt. Nothing much survived but you can shift the ashes in mye vase and find mye face it will still smile and there inside the ashes where mye heart it will still say VI. NO not a Roman Numeral but short for Violette mye wife. Eye must again apologize.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
{S}WordPlay
{S}WordPlay
Entails hangging down form the Garden Of The City Of Babylon, the men with no knowledge meet in the rear of the grove of britches trees. The mudd near the open space is full of sentiments. There are sentimentary layers fully visible in the cross section open to the public at eleven pay 5p to Inter their lavae feeding area. The lavae are tame your children can feed them with the socks of lavae food provided they move fast for they floe quickly step fastidiously hurriedly attack the floe with the contents of the socks see how quickly all the lavae food will dissarrear. Retaliate back to your cars and intergrate onto the throwway near. Visit some time next year the portal only opens once the lieberrian is near too close she distributes me it is distributing unto eye. Wait. NO time to fini-- ----. Goodbye.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
AtomicPowderedThing
AtomicPowderedThing
A Paroday of the 666 Mark of the Beast OR just an idea from nowhere.
We at Lutinous.com@org have built the ultimate device we have the AtomicPowderedThing® for individuals who knoe. You need some money for your drugs or just to drink a real quick fix just take out your AtomicPowderedThing® and blast it at the ground when you are done there is a million of them dollar things all gold and shiny p just laying there for buying and for selling anything you want. Just remember it is hard to chew Jerky with three teeth so keep avoiding the gangers with three members. They like to fight a lot. With necks of red and lots of wanting they seem to act like robots more and more no Android would be caught dead in order to complain to maker why did eye die. Eye have mye number now. It lays upon mye head and hand eye scan in front of all the stores and enter inn but there is nothing left to buy. Perhaps eye have been a little hasty in accepting Devils marking eye traded JESUS and his Heaven for malarkey and a Bright New Shiny AtomicPowderedThing®. Bread and meat and peppers red and green. Very soon eye will be able to write one poem every day and it will be the very same one with food for a theme and words that do not rhyme like a poem and yet it is a story written in the form of poetry and everyone will stop reading eye will be the laughing stock of Terrytown. They will say what happened did his implanted medication just run out. Why did he not just slap the number on his head and in his hand and buy them out or shoot his AtomicPowderedThing® at them and run. What fun. Eye can scan the 666 and enter inn the store only to find the shelves are empty product gone. What were you looking for a fish or stone? All gone.!
TheCloudMinders
TheCloudMinders
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