Showing posts with label NPM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NPM. Show all posts

Thursday, May 3, 2012

April is NPM 28

April is NPM 28

April is NPM 28
Jack Mueller Pictures, Images and Photos
April is NPM 28
The Mule Three
or two
eye knoe eye wrote a Mule
The Neighbor and the wife ate resplendly for several nights the meat piled on high plastic dishes the next door neighbor now the owner of the mule heard the knock on his back door the woman disappeared then he timidly opened the door to the owner of the mule he wore a look of utter concentration like he had been in some terrible fight within himself may eye come inside the night is long and almost gone who has been here with you eating my poor mule is gone and with that he sat down just where the woman had been all along the plate of plastic half empty witht the mule meat half full with someones love the woman would not face the music was the waltz of grasses green the hay bale unseen just out putt out to feed the missing mule the man sighed then said your life is more important then my mule and then he left without the anger most people have at losing things they love he gave it to the Holy Ghost in love for you see a Christian he becomes his Lord forgiveness uppermost and not the Letter of the Law in fact he never even cried. His love for his Neighbor outweighed his loss. The man and woman became Christians when they saw the mans forgiveness in the parables of Jesus look inside you might find this one in the things that Jesus said. Iff not the words the meaning is the same. this is April is NPM 28.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

April MOnday is NINE


April MOnday is NINE

TravoltaKFC, TravoltaKFC.docxTravoltaKFCJohnnyisCallingThis is Johnny Dark calling for John Travolta : Johnny DarkKFC : yes SIR how may we help you SIR ?Our Restaurant is at your disposal.Johnny Dark : We need a Reservation for 43 people including the MAN himself is coming down. Can you handle it. Clown.KFC : You must be thinking of Mcdonalds now. NO SIR we take no Special Reservations for important people just come as you are.Johnny Dark : Clown. You don�t understand who you are talking to be or not to be that is your Question we cannot frequent your Society without are safeguards will you take $20,000 ??? Speak up, Clown.KFC : Sniff, we are a Chicken Place we get more then that much at our Window every night NO CLOWN am eye eye serve my wings to everyone but old homeless people with no money. WE send our gangs outside to beat him upp. NO CLOWN here you can still call McDonald Ronald.Johnny Dark : We prolley will go find a Burger or Steak place now you missed the Golden Rodded boy of this Century and the Millineum how dare you refuse us service GOOD NIGHT you Chicken eater place. Ed.note.edCLICKthe semblance of a cell phone hanging up was not lost on all of us were looking in the dumpster for the bones of Scientology is gone. One more item for the Record you were NEVER talking to Travolta.


The Day After Easter
HEB is a Heavy Eating Building it is one of a number of chains they have these things in Texas at least the close on Easter is a religious Holiday and no one can get eggs unless they are served them at the Church is where eye went to my surprise eye got FIVE one was a gift eye found it later on the parking lot a yellow color it stood out and mashed up flat inside my coat pocket eye wear the sleeves in the heat to keep the misquitoes from killing me the eggs from inside the Church were mostly greenish blue with hints of purple that eye love but when eye left the bus and then realized the HEB grocery was closed eye saw a Chruches Chicken in the distance and eye decided to go there to get some Chicken. A funny thing happened to me then. One thing was wrong to begin the HEB store was closed on Easter Sunday eye walked the parking lot dejected not understanding the reasons they refused me some food they close every year at this time belongs to them and then Two women drove almost over me as eye left the empty bus stop and tried to walk to Churches Chicken and then they jumped from the car and entered ahead of me to begin with Three things were wrong inside the boys were young and too young to be driving those hot rods out front and they were speaking Mexican too quickly for me to Follow them to the counter and then it happened and eye was in the twilight zone Five things were wrong for eye had tried to be a customer in a Spanish Village where no one wants to feed a White man unless he is a Mexican. Iff this was east LA eye would have the same problem BECAUSE eye am not Negro. YES it is discriminalization and it was very sad for me on Easter Sunday to be rejected they did not hurry they filled the order for the women in front of me much too slowly they placed each chicken in the box much too carefully aware that eye was waiting there to order so eye pretended to be studying the menu eye had selected my choice would have been the FISH combo eye was even going to request the Jumbo upgrade for one extra dollar and get a Coke to go with my food this is why it never happened the boys stopped talking it was just gibberish to me in Spanish and then they all ignored me and eye realized they were not going to serve me Six pieces of FIsh were missing fries were not included no COke with ice eye wanted to SIT DOWN and get the free REFILL was not included eye walked out very very dejected but kept my Five and my One Seven times was eye rejected two boys upon the sidewalk trolling all the bus stops on the low rider bycycles made famous by the gangers they looked like killers and they even spoke like tough men in the movies they said that they would GET ME and so eye hurried onto the very next bus not caring what the number was. Eight things wrong with me today was number nine things over with eye am trying to finish this so eye can go back on the bus to see about getting my important connection cord for the new monitor might be available there also at least they appear to have more of a Selection then the FOod place and Wal Mart crumbled my poor nerves gone now to Best Buy its on the loop eye hope there is somewhere there near to there to eat besides Mcdonalds or KFC BRB children of the mothers ewes that eye still love wish me luck in this Hispanic town of dust. As eye ride my San Antonio SPurless Horse the number nine April poems for NPM in God we Trust upon my dollar and my time. April MOnday is Nine.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Poen Five

Poem Five
NPM


Poem Five
Tuesday 2011 poem Five for NPM
YOu get two AA batteries you get some electrical tape black some wire thin stuff then twist the wire in lengths to fit the batteries then you get the bulb burning bright then you tape it to hold it on it lasts until the batteries go out or you could break the wires from time to time to make it last longer then the Cub Scouts do this inside cardboard box lid to open the light or shut it off eye like to keep mine on then get more batteries from the scrounge or find them in the trash see how long they last the bulbs could be from old flashlights or even those little Christmas tree lights they toss them out when time is come to stop the lights from turning green to red or blinking fast. If the cub scouts teach there members how to do this then its ok for eye because eye was the good cub scout eye even did the scarfing out the uniformed living in the woods hiding from the Law. Reading paper back books with illegal flashlights. Eye got stories like this one Crack Plane (title) There is this Japanese Airline with lots of small planes so they got one big 757 with supersonic customers who rich. They landed in London one fine foggy Day long. When the Steward of the Airline greeted them to the gate terminal of England. “She did say. “Why did you come here so quick did you have crack on plane.” The startled pilot opened his briefcase filled with dozens of glowing rocks. “How you knoe SUezy. The stupid things is radioactive too.” Hope you got the joke ewe its all still inn the news.