ShoppingCartPedaler

ShoppingCartPedalerThe box was small as boxes go and eye unwrapped it like a Christmas Presented unto me. Eye was looking for a much larger device they had it nano sized. There was two pedals in the center a post between them and two posts on each side with a leveler on each post to make it adjustable they had a guide that moved back and forth one on each side. It was made out of titanium steel. The instructions are as follows:Fold Tab A into Tab B attaché line C wait this was instructions for recycling the box my new device had came in. They said the instructions were in the device in the center bar your first attempt at using this is to completely break the bar down and then build the device to get to knoe your new machine. Seems reasonable. So eye attached the New Device to the Shopping Cart eye had FOUND and scrounge an old IGA shopping cart complete with white paint all over the plastic seat. Garretts Iga Supermarket in OLD Tucson provided me a shopping cart eye found it on Broadway Avenue so far away from their location as to be bizarre. The bars fit so snug eye had to tap them in with a ballpin hammer. No ewe ewe aer thinking of a BALLPEEN hammer that’s differant. A ballpin hammer has two hammer ends is much smaller a device the thing went on the cart and moves the wheels when eye peddle it goes so fast as the wind. Eye passed a girl on her bicycle she was sweating under her eyes eye have done that it seems like tears but it’s the wind that does it. She wiped her stuff and slung it on me it hit eye and eye almost crashed but kept it between the white lines. Eye did decide to move back to the sidewalk it was more suitable for the cart then the bike lane. The Police near the collage clocked me at 93 miles and hour and made me donate the cart to the Church they confiscated the device and made me promise to walk to the lieberry from now on and HOW was your week gentile readers ewe. That’s all folks from the ShoppingCartPedaler.

ApologeticaeCharlaX

ApologeticaeCharlaXPoetry is dead the poet is dead the audience is dead. Poetry has died. A flameless death. Dearth to poetry. Listen to eye eye did not make a dancing bear charlax to compete with Monday night football on TV or complete the poems on a time table for everyone to read. Eye did not expect fifteen thousand hits each and every day and so eye am not very disappointed. Who wants to go to Grave knoeing that he is worthless and yet it happens every day a drunkard dies in sleep not knoeing where they aer burying him he would prevent it iff he still retained his strength he would fight off his attackers and pick the best resting place upon the hill like any other gorilla will. Perhaps eye will not even be depressed by thinking of mye own demise and leaving all them poems far behind the people so confused the eye namme no nammes the pennyworth of candy failed the libel and the sorcery failed no fame on Broadway for a normal man prehappenstanced. Iff eye opened up a thousand cans and poured water in them to get the dregs off the sides and to get all the little letters of the alphabets besides in soup with no regrets or angsts it would never make a Chile mix but soup is what it always is. Eye am a Student with many X in the equation. The program we are using does not recognize the X. So the teacher has solution she said do not use the X. No substitution. No you may use the Y instead. She expects the students to think and act like the accordion. They call each other up the conversation is abrupt they tell each other nothing. Each person has to function. In this demonstration X is simply nothing non existence. X is the Public Lieberry System. Giving nothing to the Public in its namme. Control freaks getting paid. Perhaps they still use Cremation on the remains of poor poets that they find demised. Eye do not even want to think about that. Eye had a life. Eye became a poet. Eye became a writer. Perhaps the Charon will still ferry eye to the Elysian Fields to eat fruit of every tree forever without the two pence he usually demands. Eye can lean on the oar and say sorry old bean but they burnt me to a crispt. Nothing much survived but you can shift the ashes in mye vase and find mye face it will still smile and there inside the ashes where mye heart it will still say VI. NO not a Roman Numeral but short for Violette mye wife. Eye must again apologize.

{S}WordPlay

{S}WordPlayEntails hangging down form the Garden Of The City Of Babylon, the men with no knowledge meet in the rear of the grove of britches trees. The mudd near the open space is full of sentiments. There are sentimentary layers fully visible in the cross section open to the public at eleven pay 5p to Inter their lavae feeding area. The lavae are tame your children can feed them with the socks of lavae food provided they move fast for they floe quickly step fastidiously hurriedly attack the floe with the contents of the socks see how quickly all the lavae food will dissarrear. Retaliate back to your cars and intergrate onto the throwway near. Visit some time next year the portal only opens once the lieberrian is near too close she distributes me it is distributing unto eye. Wait. NO time to fini-- ----. Goodbye.

AtomicPowderedThing

AtomicPowderedThingA Paroday of the 666 Mark of the Beast OR just an idea from nowhere. We at Lutinous.com@org have built the ultimate device we have the AtomicPowderedThing® for individuals who knoe. You need some money for your drugs or just to drink a real quick fix just take out your AtomicPowderedThing® and blast it at the ground when you are done there is a million of them dollar things all gold and shiny p just laying there for buying and for selling anything you want. Just remember it is hard to chew Jerky with three teeth so keep avoiding the gangers with three members. They like to fight a lot. With necks of red and lots of wanting they seem to act like robots more and more no Android would be caught dead in order to complain to maker why did eye die. Eye have mye number now. It lays upon mye head and hand eye scan in front of all the stores and enter inn but there is nothing left to buy. Perhaps eye have been a little hasty in accepting Devils marking eye traded JESUS and his Heaven for malarkey and a Bright New Shiny AtomicPowderedThing®. Bread and meat and peppers red and green. Very soon eye will be able to write one poem every day and it will be the very same one with food for a theme and words that do not rhyme like a poem and yet it is a story written in the form of poetry and everyone will stop reading eye will be the laughing stock of Terrytown. They will say what happened did his implanted medication just run out. Why did he not just slap the number on his head and in his hand and buy them out or shoot his AtomicPowderedThing® at them and run. What fun. Eye can scan the 666 and enter inn the store only to find the shelves are empty product gone. What were you looking for a fish or stone? All gone.!

TheCloudMinders

TheCloudMindersCommercialFrom Mohasco® Mohasco® Serial Grains brings you DisruptorCereal® The high demand for CBS® reruns has forced us to hit the new children’s market again. Disruptor comes in one flavor only to avoid the CaptainCrunch® syndrome most children separated all the differant colors and drove the MILF’s crazy. The creatures in the flakes are Trogglights. There is not marshmallow bites. They are made out of real pieces of beef jerky. In fact the meat flavor is disguised by the addition of Lots of Monosodium Glutamate. When the milk hits this mess even Captain Kirk smiles down at HIS bowl. Spock loves them. Scotty would have eaten them. They will not menace your society or Federation of Planets. When ingested your children sleep immediately after the Star Trek reruns on CBS stations. Only on HD TV. Remember gentile readers the Anolog TV is dead. Only Computerized Television works in this new millennium. Soon very soon only large flat screens that everyone hates will be available for the public. Get Thirty five box tops and a real stamp from the DisruptorCereal Box and your MILF and send them to this address CBS@DisruptorsAnonymouse.com When we receive your STAMP we will add it to our collection. The box tops will be immediately recycled baked back into flakes and added into more Cereal boxes as fiber. We aer after all in this to make money. There is no toys being manufactured at this time however please write to your Congress and ask them to be certain. My MILF saw a Trogglight® one at Toys®US it even had the funny glasses like MOLEMEN® wear.

एकिघ्तींथ Fabel

Eighteenth Fabel


Praising Jesus

CharlaXFabels

Wondering uncertain from one day to the next working for survival never needing any rest building no foundation that has not already been prelaid but marching to my final curtain on the strength of HIS shed blood on the price of life HE paid. Rude self centered people all day long are teaching me a path not connected to my song the love inside of me is taken when they stride in perfect ignorance they glide on oily fingertips like some forgotten hide left in the center of a hunting camp with maggots all at work no one can use the hide for clothing no one can make it work. Suddenly remembered pain of death intended oh Jesus take me make me whole and well and keep them all away from me the naked and the dead they rise in misery to foster they beliefs upon a lame and morose figure a aged creature just as eye am beneath a clouded sky no moon is visible no sun but sonshines down on me today and life is hard and life is stirring in the clay. Devoid of Human life they are only interested in the personal perspective seeing nothing but the end of own nose and looking down it at others prose.
Society of man is living in ignorance and darkness no hope but the grave atheists and deists marking time by taking up worthless spaces meant for others to occupy if you cannot do the work assigned to you get up and let someone else try the end is near oh GOD the end will come too soon for some of them. A half remembered song about the lyrics sung you cannot petition the LORD with Prayer? Yes eye can and hopefully it’s there the Thorny Crown replaced with silver gold and brass or just the light that shines from Inside place of GOD?
Not meant to ever resemble money not meant to be much more than love. He kept the life. He Loves. Jesus Lives. He Rules and as he Rules HE loves.

प्रेसिंग Jesus

Eighteenth FabelPraising Jesus Charlax’s Gist Posted June 9th, 2008 by Reginald Levi Walker (The words and inspiration for this poem was place on my blogg by Charlax. After reading the note, I saw this poem hiding inside of it. With prayer, I carefully reworked it and discovered a work of sheer wonder. Charlax whomever you are, I stand and take my hat off in respect.) The Poetry Showcase ed.note.edWondering uncertain from one day to the next,Working for survival never needing any rest.Building on no foundation that has not already been laid,While marching to my final curtain,On the strength of Jesus shed bloodOn the price for my life He paid. Rude self-centered people, all day long,Are teaching me a path not connected to my song. The love inside of me is taken When they stride in perfect ignorance; They glide on oily fingertips,Like some forgotten hide left in the center of a hunting camp.With maggots all at work, No one can use the hide for clothing.No one can make it work. Suddenly, remembered the pain of deathIntended, oh Jesus, Take me; make me whole and well.Keep them all away from me! The naked and the dead, they rise in misery,To foster their beliefs upon a lame and ascetic figure,An aged creature just as I am. Beneath a clouded sky,No moon is visible. No sun, but Son, shines down on me today.Life is hard and life is stirring in the clay. Devoid of human life,They are only interested in their own personal perspective.Seeing nothing but the end of their own nose,While bowing down to worship their false god.Society of man is living in ignorance and darkness. There is one hope for the grave atheists and the godless. Marking time by taking up worthless spaces Others were meant to occupy. The end is near!If you cannot do the work assigned to you, Get up and let someone else try.Oh God! The end will come too soon for some of them. A half-remembered song about the lyrics sung. I try to petition the LORD with Prayer.Yes I can and hopefully, When I kneel at the foot of His Mighty Throne,My crown shall be replaced with one made of silver, gold, and brass. However, the light that shines from inside the place of God,God was not meant to ever resemble money. Not meant to be much more than love. He created my life. He Loves. Jesus Lives. He Rules.Jesus loves me, Therefore, I live. thankzx ewe brotherOn June 10th, 2008 charlax says: its a poem that eye wrotebut this is welcome we can share not like the world doeswe can avoid fights and arguments over mere wordseye like the additions this preacher did to my work my thumb is down yew may live hahahhahahha more charlax grist gist for the millies hahahaha ewesCopyright 2009® Charlax and Pastor Reginald Levi Walker

TheEmptyBox

TheEmptyBoxThe warehouse is longer than Three3 city Blocks longer than needs be the Manager of the Company at EmptyBox.com wants his nephew to learn how to sweep a larger area; the place at the end of one end of this hangerlike warehouse is small just a table where Mother and her Sister stand tall while they wrap the empty box. The website is linked to Zappersunlimited@.ORG EmptyBox@.Org at the other end of this long empty place is that loading dock area where the manager of EmptyBox@.Org loads the truck that drives the empty box to the airport where it is loaded on the various cargo ships of air use going out to an area near ewe. Order Two. They aer small as boxes go. One of these Empty Boxes will just make ewe want more start with two of them on your initial order. Come back to hour website and order them some more. $19.95p, each @ per box. At EmptyBox@.Org. Hour Motto: The Perfect Gift of love given at Yule Tide Time for Aunt Peg and Uncle Martha. Just imagine that FACE when they open the EMPTY.BOX®. It’s worth 20p just trust us. Each box is completely gift wrapped with the only pattern we use. Thats write. Only one style one color one pattern no one can get one any better than the one you have. One large Bow it just peels and sticks to the EMPTY.BOX®. The Bow is Blue. We do not have red ones so do not ask us that. EmptyBox@.Org Iff ewe can not find us any other way just go to Zappersunlimited.Ltd.@yahoo.com Uncle Donald Plence has promised us to make a linked back to the EmptyBox@.Org.

TheMissionBuss

TheMissionBussThere is a castle in the desert surrounded by fields of wheat ripe in need of attention some people to thresh them some people think this castle just materialized out of thick air and not the monks that built it. When you visit ask Friar de Lucke~ Who made the Castle? Show to us the buildings papers He slyly holds out his dogeared Bible. God. He says. He dances in a circle in a pantomime of making small crop circles. The bus was bought to us by Brother Fustz; he donated his fleet of Gasoline Tankers to fuel the mission buss until the end of time or 2099 whichever is first in time. "The mission buss." A bus is coming to take Bums away from the Buss Center to the Castle Mission. There they aer asked to convert to religion or they can go back to the Buss Center and they wasted lives. Stay at the Mission eat bread and drink wine and work in the wheat fields besides. A brother converts. Here is a typical day at the mission. Brother Friar de Lucke~ leads the new man into the field of grain then gives to him a sword of wood Friar Bum takes the thing and starts to swing against the grain. Brother Fustz is off to town to pick up everyone around no one need hungar while the grain is ripe. Pretend the grain is now your enemies come you fight and slaughter them all the stalks of wheat the heads of grain fall to the ground. Later when the sun has set we will rise up from the beds we will go and gather them all wet from water in the dew no sleep for yew at all yew bum. The tares they catch the wind riding out with the wind they aer not rally men. But Devils in disguises laymen and spies. Not anyone. And here we pause for Brother Friar de Lucke~ stops preaching soon starts stomping more small crop circles to confuse them devils lurking.

Apology Of Superman

Apology Of SupermanApology Of SupermanCome on you’se guys it’s not my fault that eye am a alien I’m not from around here. Eye am an alien like ALF. So what? Eye have super powers. Big Deal, my family was smart enought to find a planet with a yellow sun to relocate me to a place with a Metropolis; A big apple of a city with the only JOB someone like me could ever want ewe see eh? Eye have this old typewriter in my office, and do lots of reporting on Criminal Cases. Its true ewe eye was in a movie once with The Three Stooges. The Atomic Bomb went off did not even muss my hair not even touch the tuft that always hangs down in front, ewe can not believe how many combs eye have broken trying to get that part straight. Eye only had a cameo appearance. ® The Adventures Of Superman was my best TV show. Once on my television show the producers were inviting ridicule they were writing a part for me that did not come out just write. My Super Suit got wet and stayed that way for quite some time until later in the story it was somehow suddenly back to normal. This Author of THIS story this viewer of this segment of this Superman Adventure was actually astonished galling at the screen the suit should have been impervious to water. The real Superman would not have gotten wet at least not his Super Suit itself is what eye always said. And let me just apologize now in 1953 they lacked the technology to edit out the WIRES that supported me to make it look like eye was flying in your sky oh earthlings. Eye do apologize.

Coaxial

CoaxialCoaxialAble: Did you see the man try to get his cat downed from the tree he shaked it. Babble: NO that’s a meant thing to do to a poor cat eye will go and shaked on him now. Able: NO he shaked the tree. Babble: There is no such word as shaked. Able: yes there is you open word and then you save the word as is to the dictionary. Babble: You are a creator shaking words. Able: and eye can take an existing word and make a new definition and even use it in a syntax sentence with prose poetry in the back of mye minded. Babble: lead on oh ah muse. Ed.note: Today’s word children and ewe is Coaxial. Coaxial: Def1: A man made attempt at cloning nano technology by the use of wires filtering electricity. Def2: Granna nano bots. Old people rewired to function again in society just take them to the table at the worked place and plug them inn. The lineman was sweeping when he got a great idea he attacked the work bench he attached a cardboard leveler a catcher of the trash leaving the table and placed a trashed can under it to catch the leavings from the workers. He immediately got canned. The old woman on the nano bot line showed the sweeper her hand it was swollen on the thumb from gluing wires he felt so sorry for the lady he went to the boss and asked him to fire her also so she could go home and take care of nano thumb. He gave her the day off WITH PAY and said just come back tomorrow when thumb can do the work again nano nano. But the sweeper will look in vain for a new job they do not hire inventers where he’s from. Perhaps he is a parking lot attendant at the club stealing the better cigarettes from the ash trays of the better limousines and other cars. Perhaps he will make a new way to park a car he runs the stripes sideways on the parking lot to make more room he can park 15 more cars. The nano downsize of this idea is obvious the manager of club victorious the man is on the street again looking for another inventing job. No one could get the escargot. Perhaps he is a fisherman upon a scowl the boat is listing from the prow all the fish have shifted to the front he wanted to make more room to fill it up his inventing days now number only one. He is deep sixed into the Davy Jones locker he is down there looking for another Coaxial. Able: nano nano. Babble: And so it ends as a prose poem congratulations unto yew. Ed.Note.Ed. And so another CharlaX poem story not a fable not a title or a theme comes to a special end not in Harpers magazine but perhaps only in ewe dreams. Coaxial

Cornocopeia

CornocopeiaGold of EgYpt corn. Meat of decay not rat but cow or chicken birded. Who can say what they place in the Chinese Rice dishes. Bean of Garbanzo variety whitish in appearance lest tomato is added. Lettuce parry for lettuce. The sauce too hot RED Louisiana. Chips dripping with vinegar and salt. Bread broken from a small loaf. That was just the main dish start there is more where that came from. A verytable Cornocopeia of plenteous. One bite sized at a time until eye have to stop and wait for later on to try again it is so nice to have a blessing on the house again. Eye start rather quickly and hungry then slower then stopping all full of so much diversity mye brain cannot accept all the goodness at once and so there is left over lunch becomes early early supper on a Sunday. Some cheese crackers saved for Algernon mye mouse. Eye will carry bag so heavy on and off the bus and drag it to the house. Eye need only one more main course for another day of eats.Cornocopeia~2Innerperspective sound enters ear but sight is on a differant object how many times has someone said HAY cowboy looka that and you look only to hear a different noise and so out of place this thing seems like a cat walking into site but a dog barking inner ear. How many angels can ride on one bike oh heck as many as two or even three iff they are drunk. How many Angels can dance on the head of a pin? Only one. He keeps stepping on the others toes. They sing songs about it in the choruses of the day. What a klutch. A copy cat a copy cat. Laminated graphics picture this. Paradoxical spasms of subliminal message. Entire cities buried under ashes ewe do not half to belief the eye go look up Pompeye. PomPAaa. Pompeii They danced and drank leaded wine the Roman kind of funny punny bunny sunny lava in the daytime fun. A sip of death mye deer come drink the lead that leeches there in suicidal cup. Perhaps the poet has worn out his welcome perhaps he hit a writer’s blockhead brown in color Tally Hoe the greens now. Living color show me a real white man he is albino they all have them same blue eyes it must be the alibi for a murder of crows is usually four but can be any sort of higher or lower number backed up in a pie twas 24. Lessor or morer. The second time around for Cornocopeia.

"Thimbelful"

"Thimbelful"Walking without riches today ORBack In the Time MachineBack in the Day eye stepped into the Restaurant because there was a table there near the door nothing much too fancy just Formica on the floor in matching black and white squares but oblongs eye noticed they were not squares. Eye ordered up a coffee cup because eye needed some the ogre matron waitress frowned down at the eye as she left the bill beside this "Thimbelful" she seemed to notice eye was not a regular patron or person. Eye swallowed the coffee down and took mye cup up to the counter she filled it and she smiled as she presented another bill to eye immediately returned to seat to check the first bill out. "Thimbelful" was $1.25 plus taxed there was no way out eye paid the $1.39 total on mye way out she did not try to collect the other one eye did not even look back at her ogre matron frown eye returned to present day activity immediately eye noticed two matron ogres the first one paid for a drinking cup at the fountain perhaps they were just hapless in the face of inflated prices used to places without refills free Ed.note: Who is not careful now with money. Ed.note.ed She filled up her drink eye watched her drink it over halfway down until it was almost gone then she hands it to her friend she asked her twice for her own cup. She smiled when she said this "YOU are not worth a cup at THESE prices just get you some" they were used to better places eye could tell but need won the girl she got her refill then sucked it dry then handed it to partner ogre female who then filled it up again then drank it down. One more time they filled it up again for friend and her to have and off they went she must have paid about $1.39. The price of "Thimbelful" how eye remembered coffee cup it must have been in 1979 eye can reminisce again some other time for in arriving early for mye coffee cup not a "Thimbelful" today the one eye thought was DECAF was the waitress making TEA for her iced tea she makes it hot in coffee pot and so the first cup that eye got was not a "Thimbelful" at all but just hot tea or mabe even DECAF coffee but not a "Thimbelful" of love. `

LeftyTheLefthandedAndroid7

LeftyTheLefthandedAndroid7Eye am from the Binary Star SYSTEM Andiron7 eye am an Andriod Android we have no yellow sun our STARS are both RED Dwarfs not Dwarves as some suggest try spell check. My Creator is Android 1 almost a god to some but eye knoe that he was created also just like eye. They call me Lefty when they call me. He was drunk on elder juice the day he created me he put the mold in backwards gave me too left hands. Two. Think carefully on this would you like to go into the field and play baseball as a child with two left hands. Think carefully on this when typing my total words is only twelve. With eleven mistakes. In the bicycle shop they laughed so hard when eye tried to make a lefthanded grip for the bars they fell down and slapped the thighs and could not get back up for a while. A man insisted on shaking my hand when eye slipped my left right hand into his grasp he thought eye was playing games. This is what he said. Why can not you use your right hand were you wounded in the war young man? Eye said do you knoe the story of your Superman He looked sort of thoughtful when eye told him eye have nearly all the super powers that he has. But mye maker was drunken the day he made me he gave me two left hands and when eye held the other one out for him to see he left screaming in the darkenness he fleed. Fleed. CharlaXDictionary. Fleed n. 1. Past particple imperfect noun present tense of Flee. 2. To run in a misdirected manor. 3. TO chase shadows and to cry. When my hair was darker and eye wore glasses eye used to look a lot like Clark Kent. Back in 1910. It was easier then Back in the Day. Eye pretended to be a high ranking German Officer and no one even noticed mye hands at all eye slapped one of those silly little batons they aer always slapping in the hands and it was instant camouflage. The only hard time eye had was once they handed me a luger they wanted me to execute a prisonor lucky for that man eye could not hold the weapon in mye two left hands. Eye kept dropping it on the floor it was so bizarre the only fair thing eye finally said is just to let him go. They took away mye schnapps bottle and mye pretzels jar but it was worth it they released the prisonor soon after. He was hard to make let go he kept on kissing on mye hands mye two left hands. Eye soon learned to hide the handicap. Eye tried everything to hide mye two left hands then eye discovered gloves they did not work so well but they did not help until eye discovered mittens now eye do things humans do all day in mittens they hide mye two left hands so well the next time ewe find Waldo there see iff he is wearing mittens to hide his android hands his two left hands. Eye bet they match that colorful wool cap hat he always wears. They call eye Lefty when they call eye. Let’s shake hands on it. Oh mye mye.

PointofView

PointofViewMost of what you do is crape~. Eye am well rounded.You make too many mistakes and waste too many time.Eye try too hard to make you happy. You are consistently below average. No they are all OVER achievers.You will never climb the ladder of success. Eye like it on the bottom rung. Wait what is a ladder rung.? Eye have heard this all mye life and so we will become a writer poet now. Eye assume this is meaning the part that is stepped on to clime the ladder. Could it mean a ladder ring? A sound. The sweet sound of success. Remember when the games became synonymous with losing and defeat. They portrayed the skiers crashing instead of laughing at the finish line they were somewhere on the middle ladder ringing ears in painful memory of there defeet crashing in the snow. When eye am eating OceanBites® eye am biting the Oceans' back or biting the Ocean back. Or fighting back he chewed the Ocean's bites. OR fighting back he chewed the Ocean's bits. Eye never skied up in the air off a ramp and deliberately tempted GOD to let me fly. Eye would look down and frown at my Chest to see iff there was a Large Red S there upon mye chest of drawers is where eye left it. Can Clark Kent Fly perhaps perhaps knot. Knautical miles at Sea BisQuit is rounding the Turn that radio down. Does a poem have to rhyme or is it prose's a question. Launch today was fishy. Perhaps eye will laugh at mye own jokes since eye am sitting silently. Eye wish that eye could bottle this and sell it. TO all the free world and all the ships at sea and Mother MCGillicuttying the fish is frying pan. It's all in how ewe look at mye point of view.

TheUnknoenSoldier

TheUnknoenSoldierEnvy – painful or resentful awareness of an advantage enjoyed by another joined with a desire to possess the same advantage: "Therefore, rid yourselves of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy, and slander of every kind. Like newborn babies, crave pure spiritual milk, so that by it you may grow up in your salvation Eye do ENVY the Unknown Soldier there in his unmarked grave. He is already dancing in Heaven for his Eternity. Having his own life been given to save his fellow human he is living in luxeury there no further need of salvation for GOD judges deeds as well as words. Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends. And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. Someone has asked me a foolish question how will eye be buried they wanted thirty thousand dollars for a hand fashioned casket eye said eye just would rather have a pine box and be on mye way they said we will give you a large black trash bag. Eye do ENVY the Unknown Soldier there in his unmarked grave. Here is what he might say if he could tell us what he’s done. Let’s call him Frank. Frank is short for Franklin as in Benjamin as in Benny and they say Frankie but we will respect the soldier and call him Frank. Frank was walking once before he rested here inside this tomb of honor dear. Eye (Frank) I moved to the front of the line when they started shooting eye stepped in front of the man in the post at the front he was mye best friend and eye saved his life. I stepped out of mye fox hole and into a hard metal rain because too many of us were pinned down that day. I went to the fence ahead of everyone else and eye set the charge that opened a gate and got hit. I stopped in the field and stood up in the light of the flare to let others get nearer the enemy there. I got killed. I was not very religious until eye died and the LORD JESUS up above said that my actions were nice. They suffice for as a young boy in the Sunday School class eye had said Jesus. Then one day in the Army I died. For others to live and to fight or to live and survive. I am not sure how it works but the JESUS he loves action not just words deeds of valor will get men honor with GOD. TO put one’s self in harm’s way for another is the pathway to GOD and the life of the Unknown Soldier. Here rests in Honered Glory An American Soldier Known But To GOD. How eye do Envy yew Frank.

IPcaughtme

IPcaughtmeMy job was not hard at the company they were expanding the business eye could have worked several more decades with them but eye got busted using the computer at work for reading poetry. Who who would have guessed that the POET would look up my IP address. And then email the company. Eye am sorry that eye did not like his poems more only the first one that eye read was even anything like almost a poem the second one made me cry and the third made me throw up in the wastecan at mye side. My namme is not important but ewe may call me LL. This is the story of mye downfall. Eye was not even on break just smurfing the c’s on the page and playing with the search engine we have a vast array of satellites eye was looking for a fight in China when eye got CharlaX and decided to read his poems. This company was founded in 1998 when CEO A A.C and a core team of executives recognized that existing telecommunications providers were failing to respect the most important factor governing the long-term success of any business - first-rate customer service. Our offices were so neat and now eye just look at them from central park where eye have to sleep. We had real naugahide chairs and even couches in the break rooms. Now the cheap wine that eye drink gives me headaches. And the food is mostly veggies. Do not even go there please. Eye lost mye door key to mye apartment the flies are dangerous even in the winter time. That poor poet how was he to knoe that when he emailed the company logo they caught me red handed with the mouse pointed at the Chinese fight page. CharlaX the poet where ever you aer just please forgive me. ED.NOTE.ED: TO the people at this company you may knoe who you aer please forgive LL and do not fire him. Or her. Or them. The poems mentioned were three of mye best ones like unto this one. CharlaX@Poetrypoem.com. Ed.OUT.ed.

DITTO

DITTOThe Angel was frowning at the books and asked GOD to come and look. The Jesus came to look and said nothing seems amiss why are ewe doing this. There was a fervent Saint he was there every day it seems that he forgot to Pray on several cold winter mourning’s days. See there is a longish list of days of prayers each and everyone of them the same he prays for friends and then for self. God did not answer quickly then he said in a softened voice and this is WHY eye hear him. Look again at those days that he has missed. The Angel let out a GASP of understanding on each and every line written there in GODS own hand it just said DITTO.

GraveStoned

GraveStonedWhen eye was a lad of years and knee britches has not been invented yet we wore real cotton diapers and let them fill up with yellowed colors and trail behind us on the ground near poorer town. You may have seen the poor people crawling on the ground well eye was one? Of them. Eye used to get so messed up in head and so depressed eye could not function near a town at all and so eye walked among them rich Gravestoned. Eye searched in every old abandoned field in vain for one that was mye own. The military ones were so important ones once eye found a cornerstone that had no namme engraved they let me mark the foot eye was so ubsurdly proud. The Lord above still knoes his namme and sees mye heart swell with mye little boy pride as eye placed the marker in the grass where eye thought the end of him should be. Then eye gave a smart military salute as tears flowed freely all around. You are not forgotten soldier said the eye. Eye believe that Private looked down from heaven then and smiled. He may have said my legs aer so much longer than he guessed and then the LORD led him away as HE said It is the thought that counts. What a brave little soldier he is become. Before all the disillusionment of real real life. When eye played the trumpet at the funeral eye was paid to play taps but eye was too emotional when the man asked me to pay the money back it only made it worse and eye was cursed forever losing interest in mye music. It seems a person must be professionally inclined to live without a heart to work for mammon and drink wine and so eye die. Neither artiste nor musician but just writer sometimes poet when it rhymes. Just drinking coffee and a coke but never ever liqueur not even any wine or bitters not yet cloaked nor dressed nor yet GraveStoned.

Employmenting

EmploymentingThe Inverted Pyramid or Who is working at the Fast Food Places? Skin Head is not synonym for Manager and yet the Fast Food in your town is Managed by a ganger. They live to hurt other people. The man that cleans your dishes at your favorite restaurant may be a midnight strangler of young women. 666israel seems to have a job to televise his death to everyone that cares to watch a man get killed what will he do will he enter into Hell the next telecast or rise up from the dead and live to tell us why? Or simply die. What is he doing with all them Queer three dollar bills will he spend them all at once on a Giant Bong Pipe hit. What is he putting in that thing? Crack or Crack Cocaine? Or does he simply drink. A gallon of cheep whiskey will not let him sleep. Perhaps He is insane and using State Sanctified Drugs. No one knoes. Except the company he keeps. And his love is she a rose or is he a BUD. When Little Charlie Manson is released and gets his work release JOB he may be at Burger King to work off his parole. Will you go? Into the Drive in Window to get a glimpse of fame that’s slips between the cracks of law gone mad that saves the evil doer and kills the snitcher. Just look closer at the people serving you the next time ewe drive threw is that man behind the counter balding. With hardware where his ears once were. Does he remind you of a Neo Nazi? Does that meat and bread and pickle still taste all right to you? Drive on threw. But check the rules of Government now implemented and inverted for Employmenting.

LittleTinY

LittleTinYEYE was tryTO get the LittleTinY SparrowTO hop over to a tiny piece of bread thereSHE took the one quite near her thereSHE flew to dine in solitaireSHE came back she was not hoppingShe flew in like a rocketAS iff to say where is that breadWhy have yew hidden it from meTHEN she took the tiny offeringFLEW it to the tree placedSHE is hiding it from eyeSHE must prefer it wet to dryBUT WAIT it is not raining yetPERHAPS twas only eyeAND mye regretEYE did not offer more of breadTO LittleTinY Sparrow

TheHelmut®

TheHelmut®A Private Hice StoryPeople are the same in every Army. We US we put stickers all over ours. We usually put the namme there on the front or on the side; some men spraypaint the stencil. Some men color the Helmut with the namme of all the children that they have in crayon. Some men use the masking tape as letters in a bizarre effort to pristine that Helmut so they can sell it later for a drink. Some men attaché straps so they can wear the Helmut in the mudd without it falling off. There is a million Army stories this is only one. Tommy[GUN] was nerves this was his first time out He kept asking me Sargeant Hice What? How do we knoe where we are on that map? In this Hell Hole do we knoe for certain that is the Enemy out there? Or could it be the British we aer fighting now? Tommy[GUN] made so much sense it gave me pause; and into the wind my hand it pawed fore eye reached up and clawed that wind for eye did not want mye men to die from friendly fire from friends. No one shot. Again eye mimicked a poor Kitty Kat and clawed mye hand into the wind the wind was all eye got. Three times that doofus Tommy[GUN] he grabbed mye precious prize Three times eye knocked him to the ground the boy backed down eye reduced him to mye size Stop playing with mye Sargeants Hat said eye was mad and trying to save lives. He told me he was sorry eye am just nerves is what he said Twice eye clawed the wind again and no fire it was returned. This time eye raised mye Helmut on the butt of mye new weapon. A single round clanged warningly and knocked the Helmut spinningly into the Head of Tommy[GUN] and knocked him out. It was not long before the Enemy Soldier Stepped up to our Hell Hole and seeing Tommy[GUN] asleep he just assumed that he had won: for without mye Helmut on to let men beside me see mee, eye was camouflaged and quite the shadow paused. Eye clawed mye hand once more into the wind and then eye shot him only once. The round went in right threw his hat they don’t have Helmuts where he is from but only rags eye had saved the life of Tommy[GUN]. When that BOY woke up he was now a man and he saw what had happened and occurred to the Enemy man eye let him have that Helmut then eye gave it back to Tommy[GUN]. You are the Sargeant now eye laughed and said Lead on oh Sargeant Tommy[GUN] and then eye paused. He cried. Surprised eye felt a little water in mye own eyes. This has been A Private Hice Story. The Helmut®.