Tuesday, December 2, 2008

CoffeeFlavor

CoffeeFlavorCoffeeFlavorCoffeeFlavor Who invented coffee beans what is his namme and the namme of his SON. According to a coffee history legend, an Arabian shepherd named Kaldi found his goats dancing joyously around a dark green leafed shrub with bright red cherries in the southern tip of the Arabian Peninsula. Kaldi soon determined that it was the bright red cherries on the shrub that were causing the peculiar euphoria and after trying the cherries himself, he learned of their powerful effect. The stimulating effect was then exploited by monks at a local monastery to stay awake during extended hours of prayer and distributed to other monasteries around the world. Coffee was born. Starbucks should make a coffee latte called Kaldi with a Bright red color in the cup. With the flavor of the meat of the goat. Just kidding ewe ahahahahha. When the stuff is made too thickly it causes heaves. When it is stored too longly in a paper cup it tastes more like the cup or paper than any bean. Plastic works the best unless the stuff is hot. If they would let us we would stand inside of Starbucks and just drink it from the pot. The glass has no affect on taste at all. Added cream no sugar is the stuff that makes men strong. Sugar into coffee with no cream is such a rare thing. Sugar and Cream blended is the most natural sweet thing. There is differant black coffees. There is weak like tea mediocre like most people like it and strong to put that HAIR on your chest ewe oh wait ahha too latte for ewe no need of that. Then there is stronger like eye like it best. Then there is burnt. For Cowboys wearing vests. There is not space to describe all the different tastes the flavors that they add the caramel and spice. Chocolate Mocha is by far the worse the White Chocolate with Caramel is best. OH to answer mye own question best the namme of coffee maker is still Jesus. They do not make a GOD flavor. Not Yet.

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