TaxiCabby2Two
He was fired up STONED on Panama Red the flagon of wine near the accelerator was bouncing in his head when the Idea was borne and he had way too much money in the ash tray to ignore this idea he stopped at the Nearest Breadshoppe.com® he plugged in his laptop he ordered each item sold separately starting with the fake real lights. The Strobber lights were expensive but no one could tell it the differances from a real cop car. * See next poem, ewe. Ed.note. They balked at the County Logo the small Magnetic sign for the door but then said OK when he told them that he was a "HACKY" in a taxi and this was just for Christmas. They said "Sheriff" on this logo will cost extra the Hacky did not even grimace he unplugged his laptop and drove into the paint shoppe they primed and slicked and painted then two hours later he was back on the street just looking so much like a real cop car it was sweet. On the day before Christmas he opened the Lightbox® from
Stroberlight@.com than quickly GLUED them on with the
Acme@.com with the Acme.glue® and slapped the magnetic sign on the side of the cab door and drove. The Hacky was insane chasing cars on the lane of the freeway. The Real Deputy got behind the hop headed hacky He fired two clips into the rear tires the angle was off so he fired them once more taking both of them out. The fake Sherriff car stopped. Hacky was ordered out. The Christmas Game was now over the Hacky is on a mental ward now learning not to smoke he is in denial an alcoholic joke® they had to restrain him only once now they let him wander in an out he sleeps on a cot in the hall. They will not issue him a driver’s liscence in this state he is now a changed man. He was soon let go. Ewe will see him again just walking in the median holding up a sign that says "Merry Christmas eye am Homeless eye will work for food and for money and for bread."
He was fired up STONED on Panama Red the flagon of wine near the accelerator was bouncing in his head when the Idea was borne and he had way too much money in the ash tray to ignore this idea he stopped at the Nearest Breadshoppe.com® he plugged in his laptop he ordered each item sold separately starting with the fake real lights. The Strobber lights were expensive but no one could tell it the differances from a real cop car. * See next poem, ewe. Ed.note. They balked at the County Logo the small Magnetic sign for the door but then said OK when he told them that he was a "HACKY" in a taxi and this was just for Christmas. They said "Sheriff" on this logo will cost extra the Hacky did not even grimace he unplugged his laptop and drove into the paint shoppe they primed and slicked and painted then two hours later he was back on the street just looking so much like a real cop car it was sweet. On the day before Christmas he opened the Lightbox® from Stroberlight@.com than quickly GLUED them on with the Acme@.com with the Acme.glue® and slapped the magnetic sign on the side of the cab door and drove. The Hacky was insane chasing cars on the lane of the freeway. The Real Deputy got behind the hop headed hacky He fired two clips into the rear tires the angle was off so he fired them once more taking both of them out. The fake Sherriff car stopped. Hacky was ordered out. The Christmas Game was now over the Hacky is on a mental ward now learning not to smoke he is in denial an alcoholic joke® they had to restrain him only once now they let him wander in an out he sleeps on a cot in the hall. They will not issue him a driver’s liscence in this state he is now a changed man. He was soon let go. Ewe will see him again just walking in the median holding up a sign that says "Merry Christmas eye am Homeless eye will work for food and for money and for bread."
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